-A trilobite fossil for a trilobite fossil
-A commemorative brass Lynyrd Skynyrd belt bucket
for a commemorative brass Lynard Skynryd belt buckle
-An I-Phone w/Blue Tooth for an I-Phone w/Blue Tooth
-A 1987 near mint Topps Bo Jackson “Future Star” card for a 1987 near mint Topps Bo Jackson “Future Star” card
-A signed “To my good friend, Chuck” Don Rickles
headshot for a signed “To my good friend Chuck” Don Rickles headshot
-A two-handle chrome faucet for a two-handle chrome
spigot*
-Directions to the nearest gas station for
directions to the nearest gas station
-A half dozen antique corn shuckers for six antique
corn shuckers
-Claude Monet’s Water
Lilies for Claude Monet’s Water
Lilies**
*after
consideration of disparities in local dialect, it has been retroactively
determined that this transaction is actually either a two-handle chrome faucet
for a two-handle chrome faucet, or a two-handle chrome spigot for a two-handle
chrome spigot, depending on regional influence
**both
turned out to be embarrassing fakes