-Whoever finished off the coffee didn't clean out the pot...again.
-The weather guy said there's only a 20% change of rain but it's starting to look mighty dark out there and you didn't bring your umbrella.
-Your loafers are starting to become untied.
-Your new sweater vest is a bit frumpy in the midsection.
-That friggin' weed is growing back, goddammit.
-You know you heard your cat throwing up but now you can't find the damned mess for the life of you.
-The power went out for a second and now you have to re-set all the clocks.
-You’re a 49ers fan and your starting quarterback is Blaine friggin' Gabbert.
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