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Thursday, March 15, 2012

FOR SALE BY OWNER

Remodeled three-bedroom Cape Cod style house built in a flood zone, near a fault line, along a snow belt, in the vicinity of tornado alley, near mine subsidence, on the wrong side of the tracks, beside a rehab facility, neighboring an adult novelty store, adjacent to a slaughterhouse, not far from a nuclear power plant, a stone’s throw from a Muslim community center, in the bounds of solar flares, dangerously close to an asteroid belt, on the surface of a planet in which 98% of all documented species have already become extinct, within an unstable galaxy on a collision course with the Andromeda Galaxy in a godless universe.

Only 5 minutes from great shopping and dining. Call me if interested.

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