Ozzy Osbourne- Bit the head off Mr. Fuzz, the 3rd grade class hamster.
John Lennon- Shadowed daily by playground sweetheart resulting in lifetime ban from BOY'S ONLY treehouse.
Roger Waters- Walled-in self using couch cushions from ages 7-9 and refused play dates with neighborhood children.
Pete Townshend- Smashed tin whistle after talent show rendition of When the Band Comes Marching In.
Gene Simmons- Got tongue stuck to frozen flag pole during recess. (No dare)
Robert Plant- Yelled "woot-woot" whenever Sunday school teacher mentioned Satan.
Axel Rose- Announced album Chinese Democracy would be released by first day of middle school.
Elton John- Wore Halloween costumes every day of year except Halloween. (see also David Bowie and Peter Gabriel)
Phil Collins- Born on 1/30/1951 in London, England.
Keith Richards- Used character band-aides to cover heroine track marks.