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Friday, May 27, 2016

An Overlong List of Medieval Sex Acts or Yet-To-Be Invented Mixed Drinks, If You'd Like

Grammie Gertrude's Happy Hammer
Chattanooga Pistol Whip
Dizzy Chuck's Merry Mixer
Kentucky A-Frame
Two-Ton Clump
Friendly Necromaniac
Trans Atlantic Rip Cord
Salisbury Sludge Muncher
Aunt Susie's 60th Surprise Party
Pekinese Pop Rivet
Detroit Shish Kabob
Crooked Bishop
Hattian Hotbox
Parasitic Snaggletooth
Going Fisticuffs With A Stuttering Lumberjack
Sagittarius Filibuster
Run Amok Scud
Hog-Tied Weeping Orphan
No-Look Cluster Bomb
Naughty Clergyman's Spittoon
Appalachian Scrotum Pole
Whiskey Rick's Battered Flotilla
Ooze Cruiser
Heaping Flounder Bucket
Deutschland Donker Barrage
Post-Traumatic Hydraulic Press
Baby Beluga's Fever Dream
Disgraced Olympian
Midnight Trolling For Largemouth Bass On The Susquahanna
Cross-Eyed Wiccan's Gnard Garden
A Faceful of Crust
Bavarian Sidewinder
Hulga's Sweater Vest
Ticklish Amputee

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