17 Easy To Recognize Signs That a Situation Has Officially Devolved Into a Fiasco

-The couch is soaked in cucumber brine.

-Chunks of the front lawn are in the neighbor's swimming pool.

-Said situation has caused every dog within three blocks to "go off".

-The roof is now over there.

-The nextdoor neighbors have "seen some shit go on at that place over the years, but nothing quite like this utter debacle."

-You come to after a blackout and suddenly find yourself face-to-face with what can only be described as "definitely not the pizza delivery guy."

-The FBI negotiator is present, but he has nothing left to offer.

-"Goddammit, the emergency jackhammer was RIGHT FRIGGIN' HERE last time I checked!"

-An ankle is sticking out of the garbage disposal.

-It looks like it's snowing outside, but something tells you that ain't snow.

-"Yeah, your air guitar slayed alright but how are you going to explain that giant fucking hole in the wall to your father?"

-Marsellus Wallace has sent Winston "The Wolf" Wolf to clean up.

-What was a board game closet a minute ago is now what appears to be a swirling inter-dimensional vortex. 

-Something happens that elicits a whispered "There is no god."

-You're STILL waist-deep in expired Crisco and those scaly things with the googly eyes are just 'round the corner.

-It's beginning to look like The Purge up in here.

-A mushroom cloud has replaced said situation.